Why do bees have sticky hair joke

If you’re looking for a light-hearted giggle, make a beeline for these bee jokes and bee puns!

I’ve rounded up my favourite bee puns and bee jokes to make you smile. They’re great bee humour for school projects, greetings card messages, photo captions, or just a bit of fun!

Bee jokes

Here are some of my favourite funny bee jokes (or should that be honey bee jokes!?) to get you buzzing.

Why do bees hum? Because they can’t remember the words.

What did the bee say to the flower? Hey bud!

What do you call a bee thats returned from the dead? A zombee.

Which bee gives you a second chance? The plan bee.

What’s another name for a wasp? A wanna-bee.

I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one. It was a freebie.

What did the bee say to the naughty bee? Bee-hive yourself.

What do bees chew? Bumble gum.

Which singers do bees love? Sting, Bee-yonce and the Bee Gees.

What do bees do when their friend moves into a new hive? They throw them a house swarming party.

What do you call a bee who is having a bad hair day? A Frizz-bee.

What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet? A bee on an aeroplane.

What do you call a bee that’s been put under a spell? Bee-witched.

Which sport do bees like the most? Rug-bee.

What do you call a Bee that works for the government? A pollentician.

What do you call a bumble bee trying to make up its mind? A maybee.

I’m holding a bee in my hands- what is in my eye? Beauty.

What’s another name for a baby bee? A little humbug.

Who says “zzub zzub zzub”? A bee flying backwards.

What do you call a bee that’s hard to understand? A mumble-bee.

A few more funny bee jokes for kids

What’s a bee’s favourite sport? Rug-bee.

A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight. The vitamin B1.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee? Neigh buzz.

Why are bees good at job interviews? Because they know all of the buzz-words.

What kind of bee hums and drop things? A fumble bee.

What’s a honey bee’s favourite kind of flower?  A Bee-gonia.

How does a queen bee get around her hive? She’s throne.

What would bears be without bees? Just ears.

What do you call a beehive with no exits? Unbelievable.

Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.

What do you call a bee that falls down a hill? A stumble bee.

Bee puns

There’s certainly no shortage of funny bee puns! Here are some of my favourite puns about bees.

As luck would hive it

Be on your best beehive-iour

‘Swarm today, isn’t it?

Bee-witched

Hive it your way

We bee-long together

Bee mine

I’ll bee there

You’d better bee-lieve it

Bee cool

It’s bee-hind you

School buzz

Just bee yourself

You’re pollen my leg

Bee afraid, bee very afraid

Hive never felt this way bee-fore

Let it bee

Bee-lieve in yourself

None of your beeswax

Bee Whizz

Misbeehaving

Bee-hive yourself

A dose of vitamin bee

Bee yourself

I hive a dream

Un-bee-lievable

Truth bee told

Born to bee wild

Sending swarm wishes

And of course… Buzz off!

Honey puns and honey jokes

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs.

What’s a bee’s favourite body part? Their hon-knees.

Where do bees keep their savings? In a honey box.

What do bees say when they get home from work? Hi honey, I’m home!

What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.

Your honey or your life

Honey, you’re so sweet

Get your honey’s worth

You’re so honey

I hope you don’t think these bees jokes and cute bee puns are too shab-bee! If you’ve got any puns about bees to share, just pop them in the comments 🐝 🐝 🐝

More funny garden puns and garden jokes

I hope you’ve enjoyed this roundup of jokes about bees and bee puns. For more funny puns and jokes, check out my other posts:

Garden puns and garden jokes

Flower puns and flower jokes

Puns about birds and bird jokes

Tree jokes & tree puns

Fruit puns & fruit jokes

Vegetable puns and vegetable jokes

Potato puns and potato jokes

Pumpkin puns and pumpkin jokes

Plant puns and plant jokes

Halloween jokes for kids and Halloween puns

You might also like my post on garden quotes which has lots of inspiring sayings about plants, flowers and gardening, and my flower quotes, nature captions and nature quotes, quotes about sunflowers, tree quotes and waterfall quotes posts which have some lovely uplifting quotes about nature. I’ve also got an article listing the best nature hashtags that will help you share your posts far and wide on social media.

Fun nature activities for kids

I’ve also co-written a book called ‘A Year of Nature Craft and Play’ which is all about getting kids engaged with nature. It’s filled with fun crafts, gardening, games, art and science activities that inspire kids to get creative with nature and explore the amazing natural world.  There are 52 budget-friendly nature play ideas, one for every week of the year, all with easy-to-follow instructions and colourful photos. If you’d like to encourage the kids to get outdoors more it’s well worth a look!

More garden and nature inspiration

For more gardening and nature inspiration you might like to take a look at these posts:

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