It seems like every southern state has adopted the raccoon baculum as their own. You may have heard it called the "Texas Toothpick," "Arkansas Toothpick," or "(insert your favorite state) Toothpick." Regardless of where it originated, the curved penis bone of the raccoon is one of the most unique bones in the mammal kingdom. Native Americans used the bone to pack pipes for smoking. People use them ornamentally as necklaces. If you have a set, they can be used as horderve forks. However, the most functional use for the non-tobacco user is as a toothpick.
By grinding the tip down you can reach those hard to get to spots in the back of the mouth. It's not much different than a modern dentist's pick. In this video I'll teach you how to extract a baculum, clean it with dish soap and hydrogen peroxide, then grind the tip. In terms of specifics, boil the baculum in water with a squirt of dish soap for five minutes. Then use "40 Volume Clear Developer" hydrogen peroxide to whiten the bone. This can be purchased for cheap online or at a local salon supply store. I used a 50/50 mix of water and peroxide.
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Wild Turkey Novice Posts: 60 Joined: Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:50 pm
i know this is probably a stupid question but...why do a lot of moonshiners have a stick or twigs or i think popcorn said his was raccoon pecker,sticking in the end of the output line? World Class Home Distillation Apparatus-valved reflux
Wild Turkey Novice Posts: 60 Joined: Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:50 pm
ah..simpler answer than i thought World Class Home Distillation Apparatus-valved reflux
Uncle Jemima Swill Maker Posts: 265 Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:58 pm
I used some of my left over copper wire for my easy flange and shaped a couple out of copper. Helps redirect surges downward to your jar or parrot too. Where it makes a U shape I bent it upward so it touches the top of the take off tube. Before it would fall out every time I bumped it.I’m Uncle Jemima. You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemima, the Pancake Lady.
Prairiepiss Master Distiller Posts: 16571 Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2010 7:42 am Location: Somewhere in the Ozarks
I use a piece of copper wire too. No matter what I tried. I can't get my takeoff to drip or stream out good. It always wants to dribble down the takeoff tube. But my takeoff tube is horizontal. Doesn't have a good downward slope. It has enough to drain good. But not enough to drip good. So the copper wire works good.
Moonshiners didn't go to the university of Tennessee so they hadn't heard that before drinking drinking alcohol it must go over and through someone's ass, aka butt chugging, yet the Tennessean instinct that alcohol must pass through a grotesque animal orifice cannot be ignored, and so they chose coon penis. |
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